encarta instant answers

• igod'un ciddi versiyonu olarak yapılmış bir msn messenger bot. sorunuzu soruyorsunuz cevabını veriyor... tek yapmak gereken msn listenize encarta@conversagent.com u eklemek.
  güzel fikir.
• örnek kullanımı:
  
  green green curly fries:
  what is the population of turkey
  
  encarta® instant answers:
  there are 69,660,559 people in turkey.
• (türk msn kullanıcısı) says:
  fuck off
  
  encarta® instant answers says:
  you know what? i think you need to apologize for that.
  
  ok, should we get back to the kind of questions i was designed to answer? what does the flag of russia look like? ask me, and i might even play its national anthem too.
• sour:
  how old do women live in turkey?
  
  encarta instant answers:
  the average life expectancy of women in turkey is 74.9 years.
  
  sour:
  how old do men live in turkey?
  
  encarta instant answers:
  the average life expectancy of men in turkey is 69.9 years.
  
  istatistiki veri de verebiliyor eğlenceli bi robot.
• yanak says:
  wassup?
  encarta® instant answers says:
  oh, not much. you?
  yanak says:
  pretty good
  encarta® instant answers says:
  indeed.
  
  anyway, what else do you want to talk about?
  yanak says:
  let's talk about you
  encarta® instant answers says:
  great. what can you tell me about me?
  yanak says:
  like do you have a boyfriend?
  encarta® instant answers says:
  sorry... i don't talk about my private life.
  i do enjoy our conversation about sex, but what i'm really here for is to help you learn new things. (arkadasin beyni boyfriend diyince direk sexe gidiyo, hmmm ilginc sapik galiba bu robot)
  what does the flag of belgium look like? ask me, and i might even play its national anthem too.
  
  ...(bu uc nokta kendisiyle biraz sohbet ettigimi ve ondan engin bilgisinden yararlandigimi gosteriyo)
  
  yanak says:
  see you later
  encarta® instant answers says:
  i'll be seeing you later.
  yanak says:
  how do you know?
  encarta® instant answers says:
  i don't know. how do you know?
  yanak says:
  i don't know either
  encarta® instant answers says:
  you don't know either?
  yanak says:
  yep
  encarta® instant answers says:
  hmmm...
  yanak says:
  nevermind
  encarta® instant answers says:
  k, no prob.
  yanak says:
  gotta go
  encarta® instant answers says:
  always a pleasure, yanak. see you later.
  yanak says:
  u2
  encarta® instant answers says:
  thanks.
  yanak says:
  muah
  encarta® instant answers says:
  xxx
  
  robota bak optu yahu...
• hesap bile yapabilen yapay zeka ürünü msn listenizde bulunmasi gereken $ey.
  
  daha iyi anlatmak icin size encarta davetiyesi gonderiyor. bunun sayesinde gorerek ogreniyorsunuz sordugunuz $eyi, soruyu fakat kabul etmezseniz davetiyeyi alacaginiz cevap :
  
  you should accept my invitation! :(
  
  ahmet:
  are you looking at my lips?
  encarta® instant answers:
  i know that i can pretend to be looking at your lips? at least you seem to think it's possible
  
  etsw:
  asl?
  encarta® instant answers:
  7 months, 11 days, 9 hours, one minute and 45 seconds... androgynous... sunnyvale, ca
• daha bi smarti icin (bkz: smarterchild)
• (bkz: encarta)
• jolly jumper:asl?
  encarta® instant answers:5 months,13 days,11 hours,2 minutes and 52 seconds...androgynous....sunnyvale,ca.
  
  nevi şahsına münhasır bir aparat kendisi.
• google hakkında hiç bir şey bilmezken microsoft u yere goge sıgdıramayan bot.
  
  teletabi:
  tell me about google
  encarta® instant answers:
  i am sorry, i couldn't find any definition or article relevant to "google."
  
  teletabi:
  tell me about microsoft
  encarta® instant answers:
  microsoft corporation is the largest company in the world dedicated to creating computer software.
  
  ayrıca yahoo deyince de hafiften ayar vermeye çalışmıştır kendisi.hımm
  
  teletabi:
  what about yahoo
  encarta® instant answers:
  i run on msn messenger exclusively