enter napster

• enter napster
  
  make a list, little lars
  never seen a star, put his fans behind bars
  can't you see, mp3 means your stealing from me
  should've bought a cd
  i keep my t1 open, i'm stealing your songs right now...
  
  (chorus)
  we're in debt, from the internet
  sue our fans, off to napster, napster land
  
  go to court, close the site napster's down tonight
  now the judge says alright
  bunch of thieves, bunch of lies, steal our song through a wire
  you know we'll put up a fight
  i keep my phone line open, i'm ripping your songs right now...
  
  (chorus)
  we're in debt, from the internet
  sue our fans, off to napster napster land
  
  now i lay lars down to sleep, pray his copyrights to keep
  if he gets poor before he wakes, he'll have to sell fries and shakes
  hush little laurie don't say a word, and never mind that noise you heard
  it's just a fan making bootleg tapes, i hope you choke on your sour grapes
  
  (chorus)
  we're in debt, from the internet
  screw the fans......
  we're in debt, from the internet
  sue our fans, off to napster, napster land