the bro code

• bro code article 34: bros cannot make eye contacts during a devil's three way.
  bro code article 87: a bro shall at all time say yes.
  bro code article 29: a bro will in a timely manner alert his bro to the existance of a girl fight.
  bro code article 89: the mom of a bro is always off limits but the stepmom of a bro is fair game if; she inititates it and/or is wearing at least one article of leopard print clothing.