fake tales of san francisco

• s d y t o :
  
  fake tales of san francisco
  echo through the room
  more point to a wedding disco
  without a bride or groom
  there's a super cool band yeah
  with their trilbys and their glasses of white wine
  and all the weekend rockstars are in the toilets
  practicing their lines
  
  i don't want to hear you
  (kick me out, kick me out)
  i don't want to hear, you know
  (kick me out, kick me out)
  i don't want to hear you
  (kick me out, kick me out)
  i don't want to hear you
  i don't want to hear your...
  
  fake tales of san francisco
  echo through the air
  and there's a few bored faces in the back
  all wishing they weren't there
  
  and as the microphone squeaks
  a young girl's telephone beeps
  yeah she's dashing for the exit
  and she's running to the streets outside
  "oh you've saved me," she screams down the line
  "the band were fucking wank
  and i'm not having a nice time."
  
  i don't want to hear you
  (kick me out, kick me out)
  i don't want to hear, you know
  (kick me out, kick me out)
  
  yeah but his bird thinks it's amazing, though
  so all that's left
  is the proof that love's not only blind but deaf
  
  he talks of san francisco, he's from hunter's bar
  i don't quite know the distance
  but i'm sure thats far
  yeah i'm sure thats pretty far
  
  and yeah, i'd love to tell you all of my problem
  you're not from new york city, you're from rotherham
  so get off the bandwagon, and put down the handbook
  yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
  
  get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
  get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
  get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
  get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook