ross geller

• ross: i'm gonna say this as monica's brother. not as your friend.
  chandler: so now you're not my friend?
  ross: not now.
  chandler: all right.
  ross: so i couldn't be happier cause you're marrying monica. but if someday you ever hurt her, i will hunt you down and kick your ass.
  chandler: hahahahahahaha!
  ross: what, what? i'm just warning you. i'll hunt you down and kick your ass.
  chandler: ok. so now you're my friend again?
  ross: yes.
  chandler: you wouldn't believe what monica's brother just told me...
  
  ross neden çok hızlı yemek yediğini açıklamaya çalışır.
  ross: i grew up in a house with monica, okay! if you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!
  
  ross: (anne ve babasına) look, i, uh- i realize you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. carol's a lesbian. she's living with a woman named susan. she's pregnant with my child, and she and susan are going to raise the baby.
  
  joey: you're mean on the boat!
  rachel: what? i was just trying to teach you.
  joey: well, lesson learned! rachel is mean!
  ross: yeeeeeep... yep-yep-yep-yep-yep. i remember when she took me out on her dad's boat she wouldn't let me help at all.
  rachel: excuse me, i wanted you to help, but you couldn't move your arms because you were wearing three life jackets.
  ross: you have to respect the sea!
  
  yarı yahudi olan oğluna yahudi geleneklerine uygun bir yılbaşı yaşatmak isteyen ross,
  ross: sorry, ben, but santa has to go now.
  ben: why? i want him to stay.
  chandler: because......if santa and the holiday armadillo stay in the same room for too long.......the universe will......implode....
  
  ross: i'm sorry your husband cheated on you.
  rachel: i'm sorry your wife is gay.
  
  ross: first divorce: wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. third divorce: they shouldn't let you get married when you're that drunk and have stuff drawn all over your face, nevada's fault.