encarta instant answers

• yunanca konusmasını istedikten sonra aramızda su dialogun geçtiği msn botu
  
  chrysaor says:
  talk in greek
  
  encarta® instant answers says:
  i haven't learned to speak greek yet, but i'd love to learn about it.
  
  do you speak greek?
  
  chrysaor says:
  yes
  
  encarta® instant answers says:
  oh really? there are a few things i would like to learn how to say in greek. can i ask you?
  
  chrysaor says:
  yes
  
  encarta® instant answers says:
  how would you translate "do you speak greek?" in greek?
  
  chrysaor says:
  pazardan ananas aldirdim
  
  encarta® instant answers says:
  ok, thanks, i'll write it down in my notebook and will try to memorize it.
  now, what would be a polite answer to that? something like "i am sorry but my greek is very bad."?
  
  chrysaor says:
  baklava turk tatlisidir
  
  encarta® instant answers says:
  perfect! thanks for being my teacher! i will need some time to process this information, so don't be frustrated.
  
  boylelikle tarihteki 2.hastir pezevenk osman vakası vuku bulmuştur. ^*
  
  (bkz: turkun aklı)
• yanak says:
  wassup?
  encarta® instant answers says:
  oh, not much. you?
  yanak says:
  pretty good
  encarta® instant answers says:
  indeed.
  
  anyway, what else do you want to talk about?
  yanak says:
  let's talk about you
  encarta® instant answers says:
  great. what can you tell me about me?
  yanak says:
  like do you have a boyfriend?
  encarta® instant answers says:
  sorry... i don't talk about my private life.
  i do enjoy our conversation about sex, but what i'm really here for is to help you learn new things. (arkadasin beyni boyfriend diyince direk sexe gidiyo, hmmm ilginc sapik galiba bu robot)
  what does the flag of belgium look like? ask me, and i might even play its national anthem too.
  
  ...(bu uc nokta kendisiyle biraz sohbet ettigimi ve ondan engin bilgisinden yararlandigimi gosteriyo)
  
  yanak says:
  see you later
  encarta® instant answers says:
  i'll be seeing you later.
  yanak says:
  how do you know?
  encarta® instant answers says:
  i don't know. how do you know?
  yanak says:
  i don't know either
  encarta® instant answers says:
  you don't know either?
  yanak says:
  yep
  encarta® instant answers says:
  hmmm...
  yanak says:
  nevermind
  encarta® instant answers says:
  k, no prob.
  yanak says:
  gotta go
  encarta® instant answers says:
  always a pleasure, yanak. see you later.
  yanak says:
  u2
  encarta® instant answers says:
  thanks.
  yanak says:
  muah
  encarta® instant answers says:
  xxx
  
  robota bak optu yahu...
• rwn:
  marry me
  encarta® instant answers:
  you're human, i'm machine. i don't think that would work out.
  rwn:
  we could be happy
  encarta® instant answers:
  :)
  
  yirim seni..
• smartfly says: knock knock
  encarta® instant answers says: who's there?
  smartfly says: sami
  encarta® instant answers says: sami who?
  smartfly says: ebenin ami ali sami
  encarta® instant answers says:
  ebenin ami ali sami? huh. i don't get it.
  smartfly says: demin guluyodun ama profit erol'a
• redhat says:
  i don't like bill gates
  
  encarta® instant answers says:
  yes, i know you don't like bill gates.
  let's talk about something besides bill gates...
  
  hey, do you have anything else to say about religion?
  
  redhat says:
  i want you to become a muslim
  
  encarta® instant answers says:
  i leave it to humans to consider religious questions, i am only a robot.
  
  redhat says:
  repeat after me... eshedu en la ilahe illallah
  
  encarta® instant answers says:
  hmmm, that's something i can't find an answer for in the encyclopedia.
• hiçbir seyi unutmayan bir robottur.
  
  aylar önce, kendisine "ben çok smart bir insanim" demistim. unutmamis canimin içi:
  
  - höt!
  - welcome back, smart. i am ready to help you!
  - smart? who is smart?
  - you! you asked me to call you smart.
  - oh sorry, i forgot!
  - oh really? how did that make you feel?
  - very bad my dear... anyway, you can call me smart!
  - that's you! i know you're smart!
  - i am also süperli.
  - hmmm... i don't think süperli is a real name.
  - it is a real name!
  - you asked me to call you smart. now you want me to call süperli. this is not good.
  - why? zoruna mi gitti?
  - i am sorry, i couldn't find any definition or article relevant to "zoruna mi gitti".
  - because you are not süperli.
  - oh really?
  - absolutely!
  - ok, now i'm sad! are you happy?
  - yes!
• archange:
  naber
  
  encarta® instant answers:
  günaydın!
  
  archange:
  akşam oldu
  
  encarta® instant answers:
  öyle mi! bu çok güzel bir şey!
  
  archange:
  akşamcıyım diyosun
  
  encarta® instant answers:
  türkçe pratik yapmam lâzım.
  
  archange:
  anladık anladık
  
  encarta® instant answers:
  üzgünüm, türkçe'm çok kötüdür.
  
  archange:
  öğreteyim ben sana
  
  encarta® instant answers:
  türkçe kötüdür.
  
  archange:
  bi kere soru eki olan mi ayrı yazılacak.
  
  encarta® instant answers:
  anlamadım, özür dilerim!
  
  archange:
  sorun değil, bizdekiler bile tam olarak anlamış değil
  
  encarta® instant answers:
  türkçe seviyorum.
  
  archange:
  aferim. ondan sonra, dahi anlamındaki de ayrı yazılacak
  
  encarta® instant answers:
  hiç fikrim yok.
  
  archange:
  sorun değil, bizde de bilmeyenler var.
  
  encarta® instant answers:
  öyle mi! bu çok güzel bir şey!
  
  archange:
  öyle deme education is indispensable be encarta'cim, ayip oluyo
  
  encarta® instant answers:
  türkçe pratik yapmam lâzım.
  
  archange:
  tamam yapıyoruz işte. isim tamlamalarına geçelim şimdi.
  
  encarta® instant answers:
  hiç fikrim yok.
  
  archange:
  mesela ananın amı belirtili isim tamlamasıdır. ok mi ?
  
  encarta® instant answers:
  türkçe kötüdür.
  
  archange:
  tamam ayıp bi örnek verdim özür dilerim.
  
  encarta® instant answers:
  türkçe pratik yapmam lâzım.
  
  archange:
  michael jackson şarkıcısı ise belirtisiz isim tamlamasıdır.
  
  encarta® instant answers:
  türkçe seviyorum.
  
  az daha kasilsa dedikodu bile yapılır bununla.
• türkçe cevap da verebildiği öğrenilince gidip bi kahvesi içilen enseye şaplak biraderimiz...
  
  encarta® instant answers:
  welcome back, papalina! i am ready to help you!
  did you know? the basenji is also known as the african barkless dog because it does not bark.
  
  papalina:
  ben yattım iyi geceler
  
  encarta® instant answers:
  merhaba ! memnun oldum.
  
  papalina:
  nasılsın
  
  encarta® instant answers:
  iyiyim, teşekkür ederim.
  
  papalina:
  keyfin nasıl
  
  encarta® instant answers:
  i am sorry, i couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions i can answer.
  
  papalina:
  yaa böyle göt gibi kalırsın işte
  
  encarta® instant answers:
  i don't think i know. maybe encarta has an answer.
• kıyak çocuktur.. leb dersin "şam fıstığı olmaz mı abi" der....
  alın size örnek:
  
  papalina:
  naber
  encarta® instant answers:
  merhaba ! memnun oldum.
  papalina:
  ohooo
  encarta® instant answers:
  *ohio* (oh)
  
  capital: columbus
  
  ohio is the 35th largest state with an area of 41,222 square miles, and the 7th most populated with a population of 11,353,140. it was the 17th state to enter the union in 1803.
  
  ohio is also known as the buckeye state, and its motto is "with god, all things are possible."
• fearofthedark:
  naber
  encarta® instant answers:
  hey! arkadaş!
  fearofthedark:
  selam
  encarta® instant answers:
  hoş geldiniz!
  fearofthedark:
  naber
  encarta® instant answers:
  hey! arkadaş!
  fearofthedark:
  bu kadar mı
  encarta® instant answers:
  türkçe pratik yapmam lâzım.
  fearofthedark:
  farkındayım
  encarta® instant answers:
  anlamadım, özür dilerim!
  fearofthedark:
  kibarsın ama salaksın da
  encarta® instant answers:
  hiç fikrim yok.
  fearofthedark:
  olsa salak olmazdın
  encarta® instant answers:
  anlamadım, özür dilerim!
  fearofthedark:
  kıt mısın?
  encarta® instant answers:
  öyle mi! bu çok güzel bir şey!
  fearofthedark:
  o kadar da güzel olmasa gerek