the bro code

• article 113:
  
  a bro abides by the accepted age-difference formula when pursuing a younger chick.
  acceptable age-difference formula
  x<=y/2+7
  x:chick's age; y:bro's age
  this formula limits crafty old-timers from scooping up all the younger hotties, while also preventing bros from seeing a crusty old man with a hot chick and being forced to imagine them getting it on in his adjustable bed.